"THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL": Neither Thomas nor Brooke is happy about Ridge and Caroline's elopement. After warning Caroline that Ridge may have secrets, Brooke urges Ridge to tell Caroline that he had a vasectomy. Ridge is stunned when his doctor says Ridge is infertile. Zende becomes upset and calls out Thomas when he learns that Thomas kissed Nicole. Thomas recalls sleeping with Caroline. Ridge tells Brooke he is infertile. Pam and Charlie play Cupid by assisting Zende and Nicole in taking their friendship to the next level. Zende and Nicole share their good news with Rick and make plans for a first real date. Ivy hatches a plan to go to Forrester, talk to Steffy and earn her job back. Rick has to change his shirt after a couple of juveniles throw beer and food at him, and Maya is upset he wouldn't let her call the police. Maya wants to start a family. Bill us unhappy when Katie sides with Wyatt over his belief that Bill has always cared more about Liam than him. Katie tells Bill to prove he loves his sons equally by starting a new fashion house with Wyatt and Quinn. Rick didn't want the incident in the press. Maya is outraged at people mistreating Rick for marrying her. Steffy is angry when Liam suggests her firing Ivy may have crossed the line.

SNEAK PEEK: STEFFY TELLS LIAM TO CHOOSE SIDES.

"DAYS OF OUR LIVES": Eve tells Rafe that Paige was his sister and that Eddie was Paige's father, too, only he used the surname of Larson. Eve says Eddie told her he'd leave as soon as Paige's funeral is over. That's not soon enough for Rafe. Nicole is stunned when she learns Kate is Theresa's silent partner. When Nicole says she will never work with Kate, Kate says they will never be pals, but they will make a fortune. Ben is out of control when he sees a touching moment between Abigail and Chad. Alone in the park. Abigail has contractions. Chad wonders if he was drugged the night of the necktie murders. Marlena is attacked. Justin does not disagree when Adrienne thinks he is going after Chad because he wants to one-up the DiMeras . Gabi bonds with Arianna. Steve is stunned when he sees Joey has joined him to search for Bo. Bo vows to escape his captors. Aiden continues his desperate search to find a way to pay off his debts. Kate and Eve discuss their poor parenting choices and the heartbreak of losing a child.

SNEAK PEEK: A FAMILY REUNION

"GENERAL HOSPITAL": As he recovers from his gunshot, Sonny fears Morgan will go after Julian. Julian swears he did not shoot Sonny. Morgan, thinking Julian was the culprit, plans to kill Julian. Michael gets Morgan to back off. Alexis is thrilled when Kristina arrives home. Elizabeth is uneasy when Carly tries to get Jake to find out who shot Sonny. Paul reveals to Ava he was behind Sonny's attack. Valerie is hurt when she sees Lulu and Dante in a romantic moment. Scott makes certain that the tape that could send Ava to jail disappears. Mayor Lomax fires Ric. Laura thinks it is time for Elizabeth and Nikolas to reveal that Jake is really Jason. Sam is sad on the anniversary of her marriage to Jason. Ava hires Scott to get custody of Avery. Morgan refuses to seek help for his bipolar issues.

SNEAK PEEK: NATHAN"S LIFE IS ON THE LINE.

"THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS": Sharon signs herself in to the mental hospital to buy time as she tries to figure out how she is going to deal with not being pregnant. When she sees Patty at the sanitarium she tells her to stay away from her. Gwen tells Devon she is falling in love with Neil. Stitch and Abby break up when she puts work before their relationship. Noah realizes Marissa is Luca's long-lost wife. Dylan thinks Neil and Colin are involved in Hilary's disappearance. When it looks at though Jabot acquired Newman Enterprises' shipping line by a computer virus, Jack tells Ashley to return it. Ashley refuses. Adam is stunned when Ian becomes his next-door neighbor. Adam is upset when Ian's computer actions cause trouble for Jack. Phyllis thinks "Fred" might be connected to Marco. When Sage collapses Victor rushes her to the hospital. Sage admits to Nick she is having nightmares that Victor steals their baby. Using his computer finesse, Ian has Chelsea's fashion sales dip and Victor's Brash and Sassy sales rise. Victoria thinks Billy got back together with her so he could use her password to gain access to Newman files. He swears he did not use her password to get into the company files.

SNEAK PEEK: SAGE ADVICE

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