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Losing by a Hair Mar. 08, 2022
I have very short and spiky hair. In order to maintain its shape, I need to get it cut every four we... Read More
Heavy Settle Mar. 08, 2022
I'm a guy who falls into relationships too easily, ending up with women I'm not particularly interes... Read More
Positive News for the Negative Mar. 03, 2022
What could be worse than someone constantly criticizing you? What's worse is when that someone is yo... Read More
A Problem of Micro Proportions Mar. 01, 2022
Usually when one of our appliances dies, we get some kind of warning. When the dishwasher went, it s... Read More
Mud About You Mar. 01, 2022
I'm a recently divorced woman. With COVID restrictions easing up, I'd like to go out to bars again. ... Read More
Hello, You Must Be Going Feb. 24, 2022
What's a sign that it's time to leave your job? You start reading articles with titles like "6 Signs... Read More
Dense Like Nobody's Watching Feb. 22, 2022
I read your column about why women apologize more than men, and the science makes sense. What you di... Read More
The Only Vibe Shifts I Will Accept Feb. 19, 2022
Welcome, class, to zeitgeist competence hour. Today's term is "vibe shift." "Lady, what?" you say. V... Read More
One Last Super Bowl Story Feb. 15, 2022
I have to admit I'm not the most savvy sports enthusiast. Fortunately, what I lack in knowledge, I m... Read More
Silence Of The Ma'ams Feb. 15, 2022
My girlfriends and I were out for drinks. One was talking about her bad day at work and how she foun... Read More
Go Ahead, Ban Books -- See What Happens! Feb. 12, 2022
Book banning is having a moment, and unbelievably, it is not even the '90s! This is the most retrogr... Read More
The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Smell Feb. 08, 2022
It started with a smell. "Do you smell that?" I asked my husband who was working in what seemed to ... Read More
How Do I Shove Thee? Feb. 08, 2022
I'm a 31-year-old gay man. I have these intrusive lusty thoughts about my ex, like daily. I'm extrem... Read More
All the Junk Food Tom Brady Should Eat in Retirement Feb. 05, 2022
Congratulations, Tom Brady, on retiring from football and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers this past week af... Read More
Buddy Odor Feb. 01, 2022
I'm a woman in my mid-20s. In the last year, I've noticed that a number of my core friends have begu... Read More
'Let's Go Brandon': The Intersection of Humor and Reality Jan. 27, 2022
When President Joe Biden and First Lady Jill Biden spoke with children and NORAD authorities monitor... Read More
Make Your Home Office a Moneymaker Jan. 27, 2022
It's inevitable. Sooner or later, you're going back to working at work. Or maybe you've already bee... Read More
The Doctor Is In Jan. 25, 2022
"Oh, no!" I exclaimed to my husband. "My giant yucca plant is sick." He glanced over from the couch.... Read More
May The Divorce Be With You Jan. 25, 2022
My apartment building has paper-thin walls, and I overhear a lot of what goes on between the couple ... Read More
I Accidentally Put My Number on HomeAdvisor and Now I Perish Jan. 22, 2022
"A Fool's Journey," by William Shakespeare's lesser cousin, Phil Shakespeare: The fool notices a dea... Read More
