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Have a Stellar Halloween! Oct. 21, 2021
Week of October 24-30, 2021 Ghosts and goblins and ghouls, oh my! That's what many of us will be th... Read More
Like a Kid in a Candy Store Oct. 19, 2021
As the leaves begin to turn brilliant shades of crimson and gold and the days get shorter and shorte... Read More
No One Is Giving Ecstasy to Trick or Treaters! Oct. 14, 2021
Dear Police: Can you please stop telling parents to check their kids' Halloween candy for drugs? Urg... Read More
The Vain Search For Marijuana in Trick-or-Treat Bags: Police Are Still Pushing This Discredited Scare, but It Seems Fewer People Are Falling For It Oct. 06, 2021
It's October, which means it's time for concerned cops and their credulous collaborators in the news... Read More
My Best New Jacket Is Ruined! Oct. 05, 2021
DR. WALLACE: I have a best friend and we're both in high school together. We've been friends for six... Read More
October Is the Best Time to Buy These Things Sep. 29, 2021
And just like that, autumn has arrived! Oh, how I love this time of year! Cooler weather, sweaters, ... Read More
Boo Blue Moon Oct. 31, 2020
Not since 1944 has there been a blue moon on Halloween. The fullness of this opportunity opens in th... Read More
The Halloween Election Oct. 31, 2020
Put aside the costumes and the freaky shots intended to scare. This year, what's scary is not Hallow... Read More
COVID-19 Halloween Tips Oct. 29, 2020
Dear Annie: I don't know what to do about my husband anymore. I am just about to lose it with him. H... Read More
Don't Swallow This New Halloween Fear Oct. 29, 2020
Want your brain sucked out by zombies? Yahoo is happy to oblige. Its homepage today screams: "Beware... Read More
Mercury Eschews Mysticism Oct. 26, 2020
The individual mushrooms growing in a circle is a symmetrical coincidence historically attributed to... Read More
Blue Boo Moon Oct. 25, 2020
The second full moon in a calendar month is the "blue moon," a combination of words that is the syno... Read More
Solar Conjunction with Mercury Oct. 25, 2020
The sun and the messenger planet merge in Scorpio to set the stage for the week's spooky happenings.... Read More
Scary Laws Won't Make Halloween Safer Oct. 24, 2020
The prospect of police scouring suburban streets to enforce trick-or-treating bans gives a whole new... Read More
A Halloween Blue Minimoon Oct. 22, 2020
Week of Oct. 25-31, 2020 Once every blue moon, weird things will happen. Who could possibly expect a... Read More
A Halloween Spooked by a Virus Oct. 08, 2020
Boo? Yes. Boo-hoo? Maybe not. This Halloween is going to be weird, indubitably. But that's just maki... Read More
Halloween and Congress Sep. 03, 2020
On the one holiday of the year it's traditional to wear masks, Congress is nonetheless asking the Ce... Read More
Very Scary Mercury Retrograde Oct. 31, 2019
Spiders and bats are much smaller than the screaming humans who encounter them, not so much afraid o... Read More
Walk on the Wary Side Oct. 31, 2019
Dear Annie: Both my wife and I are in our 80s, and we like to take walks together. Recently, we've ... Read More
October 31, 2019 Oct. 31, 2019
Dear Annie: I recently found out that my 62-year-old husband has been texting a woman with whom he h... Read More
