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Don't Buy Coca-Cola's Plastic Promise Dec. 11, 2024
Former New Mexico Gov. Bruce King was renowned for his frequent malapropisms and contorted logic. F... Read More
The Big Apple's Mayor Takes a Big Bite Out of Democracy Apr. 24, 2024
And now: A special report from the Department of Really Bad Ideas. And this one is a doozie. It come... Read More
Is 'Icarus' the Solution to Climate Change? Mar. 06, 2024
Although the sun is an essential life force, we need to protect ourselves from its relentless glare.... Read More
Rejected Titles for the Killer Manatee Movie Oct. 07, 2023
Flipping big news for fans of notoriously bloodthirsty manatees: Recently, we learned a movie called... Read More
I'm Sorry, but It's Halloween Now Sep. 09, 2023
Do you ever look up and realize you are standing in the middle of a fully functioning Spirit Hallowe... Read More
How to Ditch the Plastic Bottled Water Sep. 05, 2023
The trouble with plastic bottled water, experts say, is not the water. It's the plastic bottles the ... Read More
Staying Cool While the Oceans Are Boiling Sep. 02, 2023
You may have noticed it's a touch, hmm, sultry out. Maybe it's the persistent low-grade headache. Or... Read More
The Recycling Religion Jan. 18, 2023
For decades, we've been told: recycle! "If we're not using recycled paper, we're cutting down more t... Read More
The Left Wants To Abolish Everything, Even This Column Jul. 26, 2022
Any aging baby boomer (like myself) knows that the anthem of the radicals of the 1960s and 1970s was... Read More
Democrats' Latest Phony Inflation Scapegoat: Credit Cards May. 24, 2022
In this administration, it's always someone else's fault. Inflation is now the No. 1 concern of vote... Read More
My Boyfriend Thinks Other Girls Are Pretty Nov. 19, 2021
DR. WALLACE: My boyfriend and I were talking about a girl we both know the other day, and he casuall... Read More
The Problem With Plastic ... Is Plastic Jan. 20, 2021
What do your toothbrush, a fish dinner and your running shoes have in common? Plastic. For roughly 4... Read More
Short Takes on a Tobacco Take-Down and a Geyser Gaffe Oct. 07, 2019
Nothing Says 'Green' Like Plastic When your entire political party is founded on eco-righteousness, ... Read More
Short Takes on the Netflix Show That Wasn't, and the Petition Drive it Provoked Jun. 24, 2019
Return to Disorder Devout Christians from the group Return to Order are so upset over an online show... Read More
Too Late for a House? Apr. 12, 2019
Dear Annie: Usually active and energetic, I will be turning 80 in the spring. How I dread that birth... Read More
The Irony of the Plastic Straw Ban Jul. 27, 2018
You know you're a misguided environmentalist if you support banning plastic straws — the lates... Read More
Banning Straws Jul. 18, 2018
Want to sip a refreshing beverage this summer? If environmental zealots and sycophants get their wa... Read More
The Bad Jobs of Tomorrow, Today Aug. 21, 2014
Sorry to ruin your day, but you can pretty much forget your dream of becoming a metal and plastic gr... Read More
The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Hoax Jul. 03, 2014
A new study published in Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences could mean bad news for env... Read More
You Don't Bring Me Flowers Mar. 30, 2014
Jennifer's friend Courtney is one of those people who thinks everyone should be married. "She think... Read More
