LYNDA HIRSCH ON TELEVISION -- GOSSIP

By Lynda Hirsch

June 5, 2021 3 min read

He is back, and we are so glad. In 2014, Richard Simmons disappeared. Rumors flew. He was dead (not true), had joined a monastery (not true), was being held captive for a large ransom (not true). Two female housekeepers were taking care of him along with a male bodyguard (no word if that was true or not). Last week, a celebrity tour bus passed his home. Richard comes running out, waving, yelling. He went over to the bus and offered handshakes and hugs. This is the Richard I know and love.

Over the years, I spent many hours with Richard. Many times it was because I was hosting a talk show he was on. He was the perfect guest — bouncy, lively, funny and with a message about weight loss. Richard was discovered when he was running a fitness studio attended by many "General Hospital" stars. They decided he would be perfect as a recurring character. He was so funny. Soon, he had people all over the world sweating to the oldies. David Letterman had him on dozens of times. Letterman treated him like a joke. As they say, he was laughing all the way to the bank.

Weight loss was no laughing matter. At one point, he weighed over 300 pounds. Unhappy with himself, he started a rigorous dieting plan. A plan he said he would not recommend for anyone.

I only recall him being demanding one time. He wanted a copper bowl for his demonstration. He was not going to go on if he did not have one. A copper bowl appeared and all was right in his dieting world.

He was infamous for giving great gifts. One talk show host, not me, was given a three-caret diamond ring. I did get a copy of his diet.

One day, I was eating a tuna salad sandwich. He grabbed it out of my mouth and flipped it on the floor. OK. He replaced it with a salad. I am not a salad person. Around Richard, I was.

One of my favorite memories of Richard was at an amusement park. He was schlepping a five-foot dog mascot.

He looked at me and said, "See, everyone follows me." I said, "Richard, you might get less attention if you put down the dog." He did not. He loved the attention. He would have been noticed without the dog. He wore a long T-shirt, baggy short-shorts and a smile. Always a smile. He knew talks show hosts treated him poorly. He did not care. "Every time I go on a talk show someone will decide it is time to lose weight. On my program or another one." Welcome back, Richard.

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